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"Shinn, I can't believe you had your glove in your mouth! If you need to suck your thumb, find someplace else to do it. A baseball field is not the place."
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My fantasy-dream was rudely interrupted by the annoyed voice of Mr. Newcomb, my 8th grade band director.
"Shinn, what in the world are you doing? The rest of us are playing "Stars And Stripes Forever." Would you care to join us?"
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